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Blotch the Screwbald Spotcat  

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Spring Print Sale!

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 22, 2008, 5:18 PM
It's time to celebrate spring, tax rebates, pending graduations and a summer that keeps taunting us from just around the corner! What better way to usher in the change of seasons than with art?

Has the government recently given you back money? What better way to spend it than on cute fuzzy animals in compromising positions!
Did the government recently take every last cent, leaving you to eat ramen and drink fermented tap water? Stick it to them and plaster your walls with porn, then declare bankruptcy and move to Bermuda! (Leopard advice is the best advice.)
About to graduate, leave home and finally get a place all to yourself? Time to get some art to decorate your new walls!
Going home for the summer to find your old room as become a palates studio? Time to enlighten your parents to your furry persuasion! They'll love a "Hey-Mom-I'm-Home!" gift of Midnight Sun!
Don't need any excuse, you just want some prints? We've got the solution!

Time for a Spring Print Sale!
5 Days only! Ends Sunday, April 27th!

Regular Matt Prints - $10
Full Bleed, Glossy Print - $15
Buy Three, get one Free!

Prints are available of just about everything I’ve posted online!
Check out VCL for a quickly browse-able list, here!
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Just email screwbald@gmail.com with your order, and we'll go from there!

To see the difference between regular vs. glossy full bleed prints, click here!
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Regular prints are matte, but the full bleed ones are on heavy weight glossy photo paper, and bleed right to the edge. Colors are a little richer and blacks a little deeper on the full bleed glossy prints.

ALSO! Scratches Vol 1 CDs are available! I have 23 up for sale! Now’s your chance to get the art CD with over 100 adult male/male images, more than 60 of which have never been posted online! More info here--
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PayPal is preferred, but we can work out a money order or personal check if needed.
Shipping is $5 in the USA/Canada/Mexico, and $7 internationally. Prints will be shipped in a padded envelope backed by cardboard, by USPS First Class with delivery confirmation in the US.

That email again is screwbald@gmail.com!


Cheers!
-Blotch

  • Listening to: CCR - Midnight Special
  • Drinking: Rum and Coke

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 23
  • Interests: wildlife, painting, sketching
  • Favourite movie: Passion in the Desert
  • Favourite artist: Too many to name...
  • Shell of choice: conch
  • Skin of choice: Zebra
  • Favourite game: Cat and Mouse
  • Tools of the Trade: Paint. Mmm paint.

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~themightycoolblender:iconthemightycoolblender: 18 hours 55 minutes ago
awesome!

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~FaryWolfeye:iconFaryWolfeye: 1 day 6 hours ago Mood: Love
Great gallery !
~cryptor13:iconcryptor13: 2 days 16 hours ago
huh..?

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=johnmuise:iconjohnmuise: 2 days 20 hours ago
O and its substitute not subsitute :P

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~cryptor13:iconcryptor13: 2 days 21 hours ago
no..I am not spaming..just keeping the chain goin...sorry. ^^;

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=johnmuise:iconjohnmuise: 3 days 2 hours ago
SPAM.

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~cryptor13:iconcryptor13: 3 days 11 hours agoFlagged as spam
This comment is flagged as spam.
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!









THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.









1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?














3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.











CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .













DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

















ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME


1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in

SPACE 2





2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE






3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7






4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4







5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.







6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR







7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3






8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7







9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND






10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE






11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.



IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK

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"I reject your reality and subsitute my own"-Adam Savage - Mythbuster
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~cryptor13:iconcryptor13: 3 days 11 hours agoComment hidden by Owner
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=blutastic:iconblutastic: 4 days 14 hours ago
Amazing gallery! Watch for you~

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~SilverRiderWolf:iconSilverRiderWolf: 6 days 18 hours ago
i'm still waiting for june's issue....

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~Spike-hiro:iconSpike-hiro: May 8, 2008, 1:27:52 PM
Very nice art^^ good colors I love it :heart:
~Moof-the-Morfin:iconMoof-the-Morfin: Apr 29, 2008, 7:22:24 PM
wow, thank you so much!

now all i have to do is make my mom let me go... >.<

i haven't even been able to drag myself to animecon.
~dead-groupie:icondead-groupie: Apr 29, 2008, 5:54:50 PM
I just can't express in type how simply crazy your style is. Such a thrill to look at :3 All those yummy details. Keep on rockin!

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$5 con. badge commissions are OPEN *signaturesweremadeforwhoring*
~incolor:iconincolor: Apr 29, 2008, 5:14:13 AM
wicked art!

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=TaktarTheLombax:iconTaktarTheLombax: Apr 28, 2008, 5:14:45 AMComment hidden by Owner
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=Valvador:iconValvador: Apr 23, 2008, 11:47:57 AM
Wow I faved you all along like an idiot :o I don't use to do it, but your gallery is SO AWESOME!! :heart:

Valv.

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~Drakiee:iconDrakiee: Apr 22, 2008, 7:32:27 PM
*runs and glomps teh good artist* well now you prolly get it a gazillion time a day buuut your an absolutly FANTABULOUS artist m friend, and i lovers it, i wish i had a job/money to commission you!

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~musiclover132:iconmusiclover132: Apr 22, 2008, 10:19:00 AM
I'm lost? What are we talking about?

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~Ashaya88:iconAshaya88: Apr 19, 2008, 9:22:48 AM Mood: Love
OMG!!! I love your work...I had no idea you had a Deviant Art account this whole time. Anyway, I need to give you two huge thumbs up for your work on Dog Days...it's absolutely amazing. I'm practically counting the days till June, just waiting to see how everything ends. Good job, and keep doing what you do...you're great at it. I'm so jealous of your art! ^_^
=Marsupial-Love:iconMarsupial-Love: Apr 18, 2008, 9:30:23 PM
Fine, *is a fascist*

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~Ekona:iconEkona: Apr 18, 2008, 4:43:42 PM
what I'd give for your talent...

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I'm dizzy from the lights ;p
~TheMarriott:iconTheMarriott: Apr 18, 2008, 8:06:15 AM Mood: Wow!
i really love your work!!!

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~limizuki:iconlimizuki: Apr 18, 2008, 7:40:45 AM
your anthros pwn!!!great gallery!!! keep up the awesome work!!

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Near: "..."
~Banira:iconBanira: Apr 17, 2008, 12:55:35 PM
great gallery :D

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